richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

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jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

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relatable post

softvillage:

when you drain the water from the bathtub and it makes the scary tornado

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mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

image

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toocooltobehipster:

reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

peperomint:

im mad i went so long thinking pink couldnt b my favorite color bc i ‘didnt wanna be like other girls’ bc society told me that liking pink made me ditsy and feminine and that that was bad……….. i love pink………… fck The Man….. paint the statue of liberty pink

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verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

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mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

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realitytvgifs:

accurate scientific research

realitytvgifs:

accurate scientific research

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graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

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frostedkiwi:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

frostedkiwi:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

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barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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