seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

(via sassykardashian)


sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via fake-mermaid)



bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(via allmonds)


animal40:

contemporary art 

animal40:

contemporary art 

(via twerkcentral)


i’m 5’3 and i will fight ur tall ass i don’t give a fuck

(via condom)


(via twerkcentral)


teapayne:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


(via allmonds)


I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via dutchster)


richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(via twerkcentral)



jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

(via fake-mermaid)


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softvillage:

when you drain the water from the bathtub and it makes the scary tornado

(via hagridsbooty)


mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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(via fake-mermaid)