saddestblogger:

what keeps me up at night

saddestblogger:

what keeps me up at night

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earthdad:

the rise and fall

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is michelle obama real

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

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oatmeal47:

what a beautiful wedding

oatmeal47:

what a beautiful wedding

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nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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oomshi:

Twisty the clown always has flawless makeup where is his YouTube tutorial


shisnojon:

Babies are dicks

shisnojon:

Babies are dicks

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kars:

what a story

kars:

what a story

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actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

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sherolck:

white boys be like

sherolck:

white boys be like

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